#Marcells
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 19th, 2024
LardLabs Presents: MarcellsEAV
You didn’t stumble here by accident. You were summoned.
Designed by LardEian Alexander Kouri—the curator your favorite artist stalks in secret—Marcells is a luxury ADU masquerading as a home-shaped gallery, located on the edge of a volcano in East Atlanta Village. Yes, a volcano. Yes, in EAV. No, we don’t explain that.
This isn’t a hotel.
It’s not even a house.
It’s a flex in physical form.
MarcellsEAV is where contemporary art, seduction, and domination meet under one decadent roof. A members-only experience for people who collect souls, not stamps. A place where the pop-up gift shop only exists for you—Lard’s pieces aren’t online. They’re not in galleries. They’re here, waiting in the next room like a secret that only you can afford.
Want to impress her? Bring her here.
Want to impress him? Book the stay and wear Lard’s exclusive athleisure line—designed for people who own their reflections. It’s not fashion. It’s prophecy.
Why pay to walk through a museum when you can sleep inside one—and wake up hotter?
Marcells is the afterparty for the afterlife. The kind of place where you become the art.
So go ahead. Book the damn stay.
And make your enemies wonder what dimension you slipped into.
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The chef’s kiss of the Lardverse. Its transmuted form.
An immersive stay for the contemporary art super fan.
In completion, LardLabs unveils Financial Domination with a flex: #Marcells—a self-funded hotel-concept, off PM Gardens.
Inspired by the cancel mob, I, Lard, make a bigger splash than Koons.
Who cares that “dog” is God spelled backwards?
Balloons are for children.
Yahweh is a volcano.
Welcome to the Lardverse—a creation of God’s reflection—your next destination.
MarcellsEAV—a void conception come to fruition.
An uncensored sanctuary for k[n]ot art and mysticism.
All that’s missing is you—
you’re the key.
Your interaction determines the frequency. Get offended or get aroused—either way, we guarantee cerebral stimulation and quality coffee.
Comparables
Heizer’s City
Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse
A decades-long invocation of scale and permanence. Like Lardverse, it builds its own sacred terrain—an installation as vast and alive as the land itself.
Marfa, Texas
Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse
A physical site mythologized into an artistic frequency. Like Lardverse, it occupies a liminal space—part town, part portal—a man-made environment where art reshapes reality.
Art City
Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse
A small-town resurrection project on Route 66 where motels become galleries and land becomes spectacle. Like Lardverse, it bypasses institutions to create a living ecosystem of art—blurring the boundary between life and creative expression.
