Lard for Everyone
LardCoin is not just a token. It is an invitation. To join a movement. To decentralize desire. To embrace the chaos.
BananaLard™ eats a banana, sitting on a banana, as Justin Sun Tron devours his $6.2M banane.
How meta is that?
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Date: Leo Season
LardLabs Announces LardCoin:
A New Cryptocurrency Forged in the Flames of Myth, Madness, and GON—Yes! Like Tron.
LardLabs, LLC. the post-capitalist visual. think. tank. and performance engine behind Welcome to the Lardverse, proudly announces the launch of LardCoin, a TRC-20 token built on the GON chain and designed to disrupt everything—except your faith in Lard.
LardCoin marks a turning point in the future of crypto-art, decentralized economies, and the sacred theatre of financial belief. With a total supply of 69 zillion coins, this token is more than currency.
It’s a myth you can hold. A ritual you can perform. A joke that costs nothing but…your soul.
Inspired by the cosmic convergence between art and finance, LardCoin fuses performance art with mockchain precision. Its genesis moment is depicted in the now-iconic image of Justin Sun as the Banana Pope, pinned down by a golden coin bearing the words: In Lard We Trust.
“This is not just a token drop. This is a transmission,” says Lard, founder of LardLabs and architect of the Lardverse. “We are building the first decentralized art religion on GON. LardCoin is the seed.”
LardCoin is not backed by a DAO, but by belief. It is not about gain, but gravity.
And it is only available through the official sign-up below.
Claim your piece of the myth. Become part of His-story.
Lard is cumming. Are you hard, yet?
Lard is for the people.
Everyone gets Lard.
