“Lardverse is not a brand. It’s an ecosystem for resurrection, absurdity, and divine disruption.”
#INVEST
Lardverse
“Its Bananas!”
Lardverse Vision Statement
Lardverse is a multiverse—a polyphonic bomb in mid-explosion. Lard’s storyline folds into itself, defying linearity, coherence, and containment.
Born from the ashes of personal tragedy, Lard built a volcano inside his house. What began as an act of survival became an ever-evolving mythos: a living performance, a black hole of grief, devotion, and rebirth.
Lard does not make art. Lard makes Lard. His life is the dissertation—an embodied, recursive argument confronting identity, power, death, and resurrection on his own terms.
Through the volcanic lens of dream-theater, Lard celebrates and critiques masculinity, the male gaze, and inherited legacies. As a man born with a vagina, he casts himself as both the mythic Sun and the shadow it throws—colonizer and colonized, rapist and raped, capitalist and collapse. In outing himself as the terrorist, Lard becomes the suicide bomber of the institution—blowing up the narrative from within and forcing new mythologies to rise.
Lardverse is not an artwork—it is a threshold. A soul-world. A sacred farce.
If we are living in the end times, then the Lardverse marks the beginning of something else.
Not survival. Not spectacle.
But the rebirth that comes only after you’ve already died.
#Forthcoming #Forthcoming #Forthcoming
The chef’s kiss of the Lardverse. Its final form.
An immersive stay for the contemporary art super fan. In completion, LardLabs unveils financialDomination with a flex:
#Marcells—a self-funded hotel-concept, off PM Gardens.
Dedicated to Dolores, inspired by the cancel mob,
Lard makes a bigger splash than Koons.
Who cares that “dog” is God spelled backwards?
Balloons are for children.
Yahweh is a volcano.
The Lardverse—a reflection of God’s creation—is your next destination.
The institution is rendered irrelevant in Lardverse
when the artist controls the narrative.
It’s time for the world to submit to a different kind of creator—
the one who births the idea.
#Comparables
Marfa, Texas
A physical site mythologized into an artistic frequency. Like Lardverse, it occupies a liminal space—part town, part portal.
Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse
Ye & Bianca
A living mythos of self-styling and divine coupling. Lard & Dolores mirror this: two beings entangled across timelines, love as performance, prophecy, and design.
Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse
Willy Chavarria
A designer who fuses softness with subversion, masculinity with vulnerability, politics with poetics. Like Lardverse, Chavarria dissolves binaries—inverting traditional narratives to render identity a site of sacred revolt.
Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse
Michael Heizer’s City
A decades-long invocation of scale and permanence. Lardverse is building its own sacred geography—only it erupts instead of buries.
Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse