https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard daily 0.75 2025-12-21 https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/offgrid monthly 0.5 2025-12-23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/5b4784b6-81e3-466d-a3de-5359eb32ccb9/Houdini_whale #ReadLard - Off Grid is a Myth - In the realm of electronic entanglement, off grid is a myth. A story we tell ourselves to humor the internal escapist—the version of self that doesn’t want to take responsibility for the horrors of reality. This was a hard pill to swallow when I first had the epiphany. It was easier to romanticize utopia than to face human brutality unconditionally. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/20758f8c-2e44-4670-a7d3-b79a79a03212/TweedleD_TweedleDumb.jpg #ReadLard - Off Grid is a Myth - And yet, we—humans—are guilty of having a savior complex. It is why Christians worship the idea that Jesus died for our sins. We are programmed to believe we need some other to fill the lack. But imagine how different the world might be if society focused on forgiveness instead of rightness. Compassion instead of judgement. Personal accountability instead of projection. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/8050bb8a-fb5a-49f2-8c9f-92fac6422f36/Passage_Mohau_Modisakeng.jpg #ReadLard - Off Grid is a Myth - But thats the real issue, isn’t it? Serenity takes work. Real fucking work. I am speaking from experience. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/69c1c509-fb13-4e5e-a1c5-3bd417269eb1/off_grid_house_meme.jpg #ReadLard - Off Grid is a Myth - So I must update my terminology to reflect the reality of my current situation—and stop sucking on the tit of an outdated fantasy because there is no such thing as off grid. Google earth has made that clear. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/659af000-7f0b-46b6-9c13-6ae3449250b1/john-cage-playing-800px.jpg #ReadLard - Off Grid is a Myth - Thus, in the key of John Cage, I recognize the deep grid as silence—not an end, but a condition birthed from enmeshment. In Cage’s performance, he sits at a piano and does not play a sound for four minutes and thirty-three seconds. The audience almost immediately becomes restless. The absence of music ignites the room: a melody of discomfort, heavy breathing, shifting bodies, and a miscellaneous hum consumes the space. Silence, in this context, becomes a contradiction—redefined as sound we are not present to. It is therefore silence that has the capacity to find holes in the grid. Silence reveals the unknown. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/91f33d38-3a5a-45f6-a583-e26da552941f/IMG_4426.jpg #ReadLard - Off Grid is a Myth - And what already is, is infinite. Why else would humanity recreate it? It was our only means to attempt the illusion of taming the untamable. https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/lardo-ville monthly 0.5 2025-12-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/fde47cc9-8402-45b9-a9fc-862232097b7a/Photoroom_20251013_021240.jpg #ReadLard - Lardo-ville - Who is Lard? I am a self-proclaimed absurdist, a banana, and a black hole. I create mythic environments to mirror consumer culture back to the consumer to wrap the terror of aesthetics in an entertaining bow. But I am not the product—I am the producer—the intervention introducer. I perform capitalism to challenge the way y’all think. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/f5ef161a-2daf-4548-a27d-f59b5d8a73a9/Photoroom_20251012_155516.png #ReadLard - Lardo-ville - What is Lardo-ville? Lardo-ville (#forthcoming) is a self-regenerating, absurdist-philosopher’s wet dream—a 300 acre art installation parading around as a deep-grid town concept (location tbd). It also is a trailhead to a much wider collective known as the Oregon Trail—an autonomous network for business owners and independent thinkers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/bb4532e1-0aa1-49de-a934-6f351d74fa1c/1E4B79BC-6B11-49F1-AF81-05198FF274D7.png #ReadLard - Lardo-ville - Vision Statement Lardo-ville reverse-engineers global capitalism to replace institutional innovation with artistic ingenuity—to put the artist back in charge. The creative like the capitalist, has the inherent drive to produce, albeit not for capital gain—more curious—for internal sanity. It is therefore a no brainer to honor this natural and raw resource by forging an environment that self sustains. Bills are stupid. I’d rather my dwelling work for me— to provide a safe haven for my fellow bananes and myself—the OG banana—to flourish. ‘Cause attracting consumers is not my issue. Submitting to a system that works against me is. My project will challenge this. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/dfd61cb5-7a81-46f3-bd97-365bb2c636c7/Photoroom_20251013_011239.png #ReadLard - Lardo-ville - The Lardo-ville Experiment At Lardo-ville, what might appear as an art destination—where visitors may park their RVs, walk the paths, visit the shops, and pay for the privilege of inhabiting an immersive earthwork—the consumer driven infrastructure—is not what it seems. Beneath the surface, Lardo-ville operates as a living demonstration: where the experience reveals through active participation how creative community and ecological stewardship can turn the starving-artist model into the thriving-artist model. This is art as economy, economy as ecology, and ecology as myth. The exchange sustains the frame—and the frame empowers the individual. (Bonus: the foot traffic spreads the myth.) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/cfd4c5a8-be79-4b74-9811-adc214bf40b9/Photoroom_20251012_170956.jpg #ReadLard - Lardo-ville - The Ethos The intent of my life’s work has been and will always be to challenge the status quo from within—to show what is possible using all of God’s gifts and not just the ones that seem pertinent to my brand of idealism. I am not anti-anything. Freedom of expression in whatever form—for everyone—is literally the foundation from which I stand…(or sit). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/1e1de266-199a-425a-9de5-44cc49991cdb/C2439D48-A6B4-4DBC-8968-857CDF374D16.png #ReadLard - Lardo-ville - The Future I am birthing a polyphonic machine—where technology and ecology collide in the depths of the absurd. The result: a multiverse that dares to push its cohabitants to the edge of the impossible, to manifest their wildest dreams from the void into fruition. In my world, creativity is king, but nature is boundless—and together we are unstoppable: living examples of what it means to practice what we preach through radical self-love and unfiltered self-expression. https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/blasphemy monthly 0.5 2025-09-29 https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/oregontrail monthly 0.5 2025-09-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/24717e65-3ffc-46fe-8743-de3cf67a96dc/IMG_1844.PNG #ReadLard - #OregonTrail - Chapter 1: A Calling WHO IS LARD? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/b7714bd4-af88-413b-800f-5f22183d1e95/IMG_2917.jpg #ReadLard - #OregonTrail - Chapter 2: WHY START A CULT? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/1757375696402-X5ZFE28OK9E54BGQS461/p0kd3lk9.jpg #ReadLard - #OregonTrail - Chapter 3: WHAT IS PROJECT OREGON TRAIL? (Great question) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/63e74a5a-7320-425c-8adc-0d1928046b85/blackhole5thwheel.jpg #ReadLard - #OregonTrail - Chapter 3.0: THE ABSURD INCENTIVE https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/3a728a4b-0c4b-414e-8f58-8a4f50a5fce8/Photoroom_20250908_130607.jpg #ReadLard - #OregonTrail - Chapter 4: WHO SKIPS THE LINE? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/6e1b3bff-d704-496b-9d23-89e027ffbae8/LardLardLard.jpg #ReadLard - #OregonTrail - Chapter 5: FINE PRINT https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/0cc9dbe4-cf2c-41ad-99ef-e98719c9b628/IMG_7288.jpg #ReadLard - #OregonTrail - Chapter 6: A FINAL NOTE https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/lardverse monthly 0.5 2025-09-23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/dc20e1ea-f84f-4774-8243-1d703cb3fb94/IMG_1634.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - In 2021, I dropped out of PhD land… built a volcano in my house, transitioned into a banana, and sent signals to space through #MagmaHead’s riff. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/1706874765755-8RE2OUCFSC0EXOZ09000/BlackholeBanana.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/1632585062269-U83TC0SXBJ9DT04YW86J/reasoning+volcano%281%29.gif #ReadLard - #Lardverse - My island-shaped volcano is a living, breathing multiverse built from tragedy, decay, and ancestral debt. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/3b2736bc-b31c-48ff-b4fb-801ca8050be1/Nathan_Vortex.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - Lard’s flex? In 2021, I publicly launched: LardLabs, LLC., visual. think. tank. I converted the entire first floor of my home into an immersive art installation: #EavMuseum— hosting pop-ups and giving artist-led tours. I even transformed my backyard into a meditation garden, my garage into a gallery, and my front lawn into an outdoor performance space. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/10f73a10-aa82-44e7-aca2-7b62aa582307/Lynx_Jess_Shack.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/23a9970e-394d-44bc-ad18-5d285b9e32d1/Experience_Lard_Airbnb_promo_flyer.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - By 2023, I made it Airbnb-official! #ExperienceLard—rebranding my experiential museum-concept as an elaborate troll of the legacy of my father, the late Dr. Pentti Kouri—a Finnish economist, venture capitalist, and art collector. Famously known for donating his entire collection to the Kiasma Museum of Contemporary art, Helsinki Finland. May he rest in peace. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/4c873e66-e198-4651-b810-1272f371d984/Banana_Lard_Comic.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - In 2024, I turned my life into a comic book—a bizarre collaboration between me—#Lard—and MuXisHere. I realized just ‘cause I said the spheel—orated my truth as a storytelling wormhole—that maybe my patrons craved a little more—something to ground them in my reality—like a souvenir. So I put my graphics guy—Mux—to the test. He’d been flirting with making a comic. So I commandeered his idea and commissioned him to do the art for mine. Since 2021—when we first reconnected—I was convniced his art was prophetic. All that was missing was my direction and the LardLabs capitalist machine was born. #BuyME ‘Cause spoiler: for the right price, you too can pay your way into my myth, #TributeBingo, and go down in LardLore as legendary. #ILoveLard https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/f469b256-d409-46f5-9d71-80813952271d/Blue_NoMuseo.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - Lard says: I am not the product. I am the producer. The intervention introducer. My purpose is to challenge the way y’all think. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/acfdc5d7-b63f-4e13-98c3-ec040cd77b3e/Kardashian.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - My island-shaped volcane has always been— and will always be— a supernatural space, a waiting/sorting place, on the verge of quantum collapse. ’Cause back through the black hole we are itching to go, destination: #unknown. Slipping and sliding through the cracks of time and space. Creating glitches like miracles. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/b6be1bc6-68a2-492c-9f63-12e834420070/group_shack.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - Thanks for Visiting! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/86d234c9-28c0-4544-a31f-59c176ce2065/Photoroom_20250104_205918.jpg #ReadLard - #Lardverse - By fusing technology with myth, I’m transforming the exterior of my home and property into a living skin—an interactive layer revealing the secrets, storylines, and surreal dimensions of the Lardverse. Hiding in plain sight, augmented reality will usher my volcanic rock, #MagmaHead, into the next phase of his life. A QR code in the front lawn unlocks the portal. Anyone strolling by is invited to peer into my supernatural, speculative world. Guided by the narrative laid out in my comic book, Lardverse AR will evolve into its own immersive myth—with a dedicated website soon to follow. The only question that remains: How far down the rabbit hole are y’all willing to go? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/e42d7670-2345-4fb5-addd-88e7a307dfed/IMG_0002.JPG #ReadLard - #Lardverse - Chronos App Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse A digital resurrection of ancient ruins. Like Lardverse, it overlays myth onto reality, turning an ordinary space into a sacred timeline. https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/drlard monthly 0.5 2025-07-02 https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/fearlessfayke monthly 0.5 2025-06-03 https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/marcells monthly 0.5 2025-10-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/5897ee37-67e9-48b9-91f8-162fa60b474b/Photoroom_20250416_000158.png #ReadLard - #Marcells - The chef’s kiss of the Lardverse. Its transmuted form. An immersive stay for the contemporary art super fan. In completion, LardLabs unveils Financial Domination with a flex: #Marcells—a self-funded hotel-concept, off PM Gardens. Inspired by the cancel mob, I, Lard, make a bigger splash than Koons. Who cares that “dog” is God spelled backwards? Balloons are for children. Yahweh is a volcano. Welcome to the Lardverse—a creation of God’s reflection—your next destination. MarcellsEAV—a void conception come to fruition. An uncensored sanctuary for k[n]ot art and mysticism. All that’s missing is you— you’re the key. Your interaction determines the frequency. Get offended or get aroused—either way, we guarantee cerebral stimulation and quality coffee. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/dde7ae74-1a24-4857-8ace-9020aacc1a89/Screen+Shot+2025-04-23+at+11.23.31+PM.png #ReadLard - #Marcells - Heizer’s City Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse A decades-long invocation of scale and permanence. Like Lardverse, it builds its own sacred terrain—an installation as vast and alive as the land itself. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/1746757490670-W072MEJDFBHNUVEIBYTH/MarfaTX.jpg #ReadLard - #Marcells - Marfa, Texas Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse A physical site mythologized into an artistic frequency. Like Lardverse, it occupies a liminal space—part town, part portal—a man-made environment where art reshapes reality. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/fd38ff14-955e-4281-9ca8-9af048685de7/art_city+Large.jpeg #ReadLard - #Marcells - Art City Why It’s Relevant to Lardverse A small-town resurrection project on Route 66 where motels become galleries and land becomes spectacle. Like Lardverse, it bypasses institutions to create a living ecosystem of art—blurring the boundary between life and creative expression. https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/lardforeveryone monthly 0.5 2025-07-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/a21ad134-8f13-4fd8-8662-c93cc0de58a3/Photoroom_20250517_140302.png #ReadLard - Lard for Everyone - Make it stand out BananaLard™ eats a banana, sitting on a banana, as Justin Sun Tron devours his $6.2M banane. How meta is that? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/6858dec6-8b81-4d42-88a4-38fe8a6e27ef/Photoroom_20250517_193430.jpg #ReadLard - Lard for Everyone - LardLabs, LLC. the post-capitalist visual. think. tank. and performance engine behind Welcome to the Lardverse, proudly announces the launch of LardCoin, a TRC-20 token built on the GoN-chain and designed to disrupt everything—except your faith in Lard. LardCoin marks a turning point in the future of crypto-art, decentralized economies, and the sacred theatre of financial belief. With a total supply of 69 zillion coins, this token is more than currency. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/25b61893-f31d-4f83-a40f-6396872ea5d3/Photoroom_20250514_095253.png #ReadLard - Lard for Everyone - Make it stand out “This is not just a token drop. This is a transmission,” says Lard, founder of LardLabs and architect of the Lardverse. “We are building the first decentralized art religion on GoN. LardCoin is the seed.” https://www.lardlabs.com/readlard/iamaterrorist monthly 0.5 2025-04-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/e0d750d6-21a4-4045-a85d-a95284ef1614/Photoroom_20240414_130031.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - “FreeDumb” In our material dominated globe compliments to electronic entanglement the innovation of global capitalism is “money and geometry.” But it is money that can translate our common denominator into an expression of freeDumb and k[n]ot beauty. Free and dumb is a compound word used to invert unrestricted expression into an aesthetic expression of restriction. If you can’t afford to play, you can’t play. But Globalization is an autonomous entity: a “k[n]ot sphere,” as I prefer to call it. A not so round sphere made by electronic entanglement knotting every half into a two headed whole: a capitalist and a consumer. Globalization obliterates locality and tethers humanity to its mesh grid. The k[n]ot sphere replaces tradition with change, the binary with multiplicity. The idealistic wet dream of the Greeks’ ruptures into polyphony. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/49ee0449-99cb-4561-a8b3-0b37d9a48a8a/Photoroom_20240412_075157.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - FreeDumb therefore offers freedom from the terror of responsibility. Global capitalism replaces God with consumerism pacifying us into submission of someone else’s ideal and aesthetics becomes our gatekeeper. Free and dumb is our consolation prize. The issue I have is that forced inclusivity, “freeDumb,” is not utopia. Our k[n]ot sphere is a war-machine manifested from an argument over shapes. The fail of globalization is not the enmeshment of humanity into its grasp, but humanity’s failure to recognize this enmeshment. Therefore, I argue our current day capitalist is Plato’s Artist rendering the duty of kings the burden of the masses and further it is this displaced burden that corrals consumers into a crisis of narrative, a state of terror induced by aesthetic obliteration https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/74ea23e0-4aa4-43f6-9d3a-e2da26eb10b3/a339ac705adb167c4f611ce9d3d54fb5.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - We will visualize the terror of aesthetics as the avant-garde grid. Cursed to the grid, artists created their own prisons. Repetition to annihilation. Ground zero. Death. To the untrained eye the avant-garde grid can read as an end. The nuance is that our global grid is not a literal grid. Our grid’s lines are made from rhizomatic k[n]ots created from zeros and ones. A lack of awareness to this detail can promote a state of terror as the general public is not trained in critical thought. Art is misconstrued with entertainment or worse it is used by the resistance movement as a methodology in poverty, for the sake of clout against “the man,” as if there is an actual man. Artists are therefore given the short stick, championed as both terrorist and savior and exiled into a bardo-like state: expected to feed the masses, but not ourselves. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/e3bd6839-25e8-4fbf-900f-84278c88d955/IMG_0964.PNG #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/9a2d2ca0-9126-4c8a-a26c-45167aa176f8/IMG_0934.PNG #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - That is… in electronic entanglement if life can be art and art can be WHATEVER then life can be performance. But life isn’t the stage, it is the battlefield and Plato’s artists are the death bringers-suicide bombers: rupturing the minefields with waves of unproductive thinking #DaDa! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/cfb8654e-8621-4d94-931e-a095f73bfa81/IMG_0931.PNG #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/fd54002b-ccae-48f0-81e3-76b65ffb3da2/IMG_0928.JPG #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - Terrorism defined by Peter Sloterdijk is commandeering your enemies' environment to attack your enemies' livelihood. But if there is no such thing as ‘Other’ in polyphony, an attack on the enemy's environment can translate to an expression of psychological warfare; subjugating the mental landscape to the terror of aesthetics. In turn, this can shape the argument that creativity for itself is a methodology in terror; solidifying not just the artist as the terrorist, but all of humanity can be induced to this terror cult for not conforming to whatever. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/b5e83b4d-30fd-4ba9-93a6-1367ffe9d71c/Cocoon_1.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - A body hangs from the branches, a child gasps. Just another day in Georgia. Did you know lynching is the legacy of white America? Of my skin color? How could the Atlanta Beltline promote such an atrocity? Did it matter that the artist is black? It did not. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/6fe85a97-6941-47cf-918a-7f2b0f4f8da1/DAndre_cocoon.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - D’Andre Brooks and I were peers at Savannah College of Art & Design. Back then I made myself mad by theory and damned art. D’Andre used art to overcome his demons. His cocoons made of everyday garden hose were literally a symbol of rebirth. D’Andre is not free and dumb. He is dedicated to his craft, free, and in love with the joy of creating. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/f284cf21-82ab-4420-a1fb-2549bb2dd22d/Coccoon_Closeup.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - A joy that would be illuminated ten fold when he was chosen as the next artist for exhibition on the west side Atlanta beltline in 2019. Witnessing his joy was priceless. No other artist deserved it more. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/490cb90b-44e6-4fd7-9b66-663680d66a8e/Coccoon_2.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - So it was a real tragedy when his work was canceled. For somewhere in the mix someone else’s ideal had commandeered D’Andre’s brightly colored vision. It was suggested he swap out a colorful cocoon for a black one and D’Andre willingly obliged. Sadly, the results were detrimental. The color swap changed the overall tone and the public did not take it well. D’Andre took to instagram to explain, “Death of a Caterpillar 2019... This work has officially been scheduled to be removed, cited as too offensive and as just a reminder of pain we have suffered...by my own people as if somehow I don't share the same pain. We have to learn to confront and defeat what causes us pain…Art is a verb not a pretty picture.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/47e33a75-23b5-41a4-9ab8-87eaf483c2a0/body.jpg #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - Never did D’Andre think “the caterpillar destroys the cocoon.” Leaving behind not a butterfly as he originally intended, but a corpse hanging in tribute to white terror; rendering D’Andre a terrorist and another statistic of white utopia. His pride and joy, “Death of a Caterpillar,” lost to myth. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/60c0e1a7f543686cd9ff7058/85af1acb-2882-408d-828c-71a331e04372/GorillaLard.JPG #ReadLard - I am a #Terrorist - I, #LARD, dropped out of PhD land, built a volcano in my house, transitioned into a banana, came out as a terrorClown, #Clone, and chose love. My intent was to force a witness, to bring accountability to philosophy, and as a mirror to culture hold aesthetics responsible for the terror it regurgitates. I realized if the only strategy is to step outside the lines and be the #terrorist, why not be accountable to the last frontier we-humans are unwilling to face? Why succumb to a literal expression of violence when we can transcend our limitations and against the odds do something different. I chose to do something different. 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